I'm going over to wordpress for real now. I've tried it for some time and it seems to me like it fits me better. You have more control over the blog in the ways you are able to customize it to your liking. I won't delete this blog though, since wordpress could prove to blow back right at me in the face.

I will, however, always keep my official blog at the address:


So bookmark that address and you're guaranteed to arrive at the correct most up-to-date blog of mine.

To move to another subject; I've created a gallery of my own on my homepage:


So far you only have one gallery from our supercore weekend in Oskarshamn. But I will try to update it later in the upcoming week or this weekend if the weather sucks.

Keep an eye out on my new domain:


It will be launched in a near future with content like... I don't know, but something cool. Perhaps.

When the movie starts you are presented the following text:

"The film you are about to see was originally released in 1954. Upstaged by the overwhelming popularity of "Oklahoma!", it's short-lived theater run was cancelled, and "Alferd Packer: The Musical" soon fell into obscurity. The original negative, re-discovered just last year, has been painstakingly restored using state-of-the-art color enhancing and computer reconstruction technology. The film's violent scenes have been edited out for your viewing pleasure.". (No, it is not a typo. He really is named Alferd - not Alfred).

What the fuck! Look at the last sentence there. Violent scenes have been edited out for my viewing PLEASURE? To hell with that, I watch these kind of movies because I want to see the violent scenes. Luckily they're just bullshitting you with the introduction text. There's a lot of gore in this movie. And it is hilarious.

I think I should mention that the director of this movie is Trey Parker - one of the makers of South Park. So you can surely guess that there's plenty of humour in this sucker. It is also Trey Parker who plays the role as Alferd Packer (as Juán Schwartz in the credits). Apparently, Juan Schwartz is a variation of John Schwartze; an alias the real Alferd Packer used while he was in hiding. Yeah, Alferd Packer did really exist and he was a cannibal.

His partner in crime, Matt Stone, also plays a role in the movie - as James Humphrey.

The story: Lake City, Colorado. Anno 1883. Alferd Packer is the only survivor from a gang of pioneers that got lost in the mountains during winter time. Poor Alfred got accused of eating his fellows, and stands now in trial waiting to be hanged. He pleads his innocence but nobody seems to believe him - except, of course, a reporter named Polly Pry. He tells his story and we get to see the story in the form of flashbacks. And this is where all the fun starts.

Cannibal The Musical is gory in a humourly kind of fashion. It is not scary, it is not realistic, it is stupid. Stupid and funny, just like South Park. You can almost see this as a non-animated South Park movie. With singing and dancing. And fucktards getting killed in the mountains. And for the music... well, make a guess about the lyrics and if they're funny or not (hint: they are). The movie also has Japanese indians!

Keep an eye out for aliens throughout the film. Yes there are aliens hidden in different places. Try to find them. And don't forget to check out the website either: http://www.cannibalthemusical.net.

This is one of the best movies ever made. Ever. I promise you.

Junior has spent like...all sunday making logotypes for me in Photoshop. Big Kudoz for that, dude! Here's the result:


I also tried my own Photoshop skills (or lack thereof) and produced this sucker:


Not that good, but it'll do.

Anyways, big thanks to Junior for spending all friggin' day making these suckers for me. Thanks! :D

I just love the Tales from the Crypt movies. They are funny, they are sometimes gory, and they remind me of my youth (yeah I am old - already spent 23 years on this earth!).

This time, the Cryptkeeper presents his story Bordello of Blood. It is a full length movie about some fucktards visiting a whorehouse run by vampires. It sounds cool and it is cool. Core to the bone, in fact.

We get all the necessary ingredients of a good horror movie. The chicks, the gore, the weird people, the stupid teenagers, and the humour. You name it - it is there. I must admit that they have good taste in their jokes. For example, you can hear the main character say stuff like "I feel like I am in a bad Tales from the Crypt movie".

Besides, Whoopi Goldberg guest stars as a patient at the hospital. She's got only like one line. And, a very important side note - a midget starrs in this movie too. There seems to be a lot of dwarfs in movies I've seen lately. The fact that the dudes kill almost all of the vampires with nothing less than - hold it, hold it - water guns (!) makes it even more funny.

Don't miss this golden masterpiece. It has everything you need to be entertained.

This is the 800th post on my blog. Jesus christ that's hell of a lot of posts.

Junior is kind enough to design a logotype for me (kudoz!). You can see his work to the right (the pic with the gas mask). I tried to do something myself too; the scorpion inside the escutcheon. Now he's working on something else - I'm anticipating the end results! :)

Bloody Mallory. Like...a french version of BloodRayne or Buffy. The movie stars two leatherwearing bitches and a little telepathetic (haha) girl, which together with some kind of inspector hunts evil motherfuckers. The Pope himself gets kidnapped and it will be up to this team of 'superheros' to rescue him. Alongside a lot of humour there are even some rightful criticism of the catholic church. This is some funny shit!

I can just say that if you were one of the evil ghouls they are hunting, you'd surely start to laugh when they show up. I did, when they arrived at the first crime scene. Imagine this yourself: They are all wearing fucked up clothing in all kinds of colours, and haircuts which are not from this planet. It's ridiculous, and funny. There are this crazy stuff in the movie too. Like platform shoes which contains four automatic guns, or a crucifix which sprays holy water and makes the heads of the vampires explode (cool scene by the way!)

Another negative point to this movie is that they speak french. French people suck, and their language suck even more. I must admit though that they do know how to make humorous horror flicks. Like this one. Kudos so the french for this not-so-scary but oh-so-funny b-movie. They even added some Anime-running special effects in the fights! How can you not love that?

It is nice to see that the "good" side (i.e. - God's side) for once has some kickass fighters on its side and not a bunch of whining pacifists. This reminds me a lot of Spawn. You know, Todd McFarlane's comic book. That is one series where Gods angels really kick some satanic butt.


This is really a good, funny mobie. Don't expect it to be gory or scary though. It should be classified as a comedy. With a fucked up language. To illustrate how bizarre it really is, please enjoy the following pictures taken from the movie. And then go rent Bloody Mallory.

"I'm evil and a bitch. Please do me 'cause I'm french and promiscuous".

Why wasn't I there... :'(


Well, at least I can comfort myself with the fact that the anthem sucked big time this year. But the party, the people, the music...! I want it now.

This movie is also known as "Heritage of Caligula", "Sardu, Master of the Screaming Virgins", "The Heritage of Caligula: An Orgy of Sick Minds", "The Incredible Torture Show" or "The House of the Screaming Virgins". Many names for a movie which must've cost just like a buck or two to make. Here's the IMDB link. And yes, it's a Troma movie. So there you go, the level is set.

I should start with mentioning that this movie, like the majority of the crap produced in the seventies, does not hold a high standard. The actors suck (as usual) and the ladies scream their lungs out - which annoys me to hell.

But I don't really care that the actors suck this time, since Blood Sucking Freaks contains a lot of naked chicks.

The movie starts with some kind of torture show on stage where a black midget (his name is Ralphus - wtf is that for kind of name?) with a huge afro tortures a naked bitch sitting in a chair. That's retarded, for real. The audience thinks that it is all special effects. But is it - or is it real? Other than that there isn't really a story to this piece of (gory) crap.

Unlike other shit produced during this dark decennium in movie history this has more gore and nudity than anything else I've seen. I've also never seen actors suck as bad as these starring in this shitty movie.

Don't expect quality stuff. Excpect gore, nudity, sadistic humour (what about a human dartboard, where the target is painted on a woman's ass) and a fucked up black dwarf and you're there - 1,5 hours of sunday entertainment right on your TV.

I don't care that 90% of all my friends and all other hardstyle lovers seem to hate this anthem, I do think it is great and suits fine as an anthem. At least my homeboy Pumba likes it too :D.



Just a couple of weeks left before I leave for Amsterdam and BLACK. It's gonna be a hell of a party!

God damn it, why do you keep trying to find some golden bits and pieces among these old horror movies? Everytime I try I seem to fail. Well, there are some exceptions, but this movie is one of those that really do suck. Truly hard.

I think I know what these old horror movies have in common which makes them suck. The acting. Why were all actors back in the seventies so bad? Pinocchio makes up a more convincing act when he tries to lie.

So, let's get to the story. The star of the movie, Margaret Fuchs, receives an ugly fucking ring from her dad on some kind of anniversary. It's an ugly Egyptian ring, as you can see on the severed hand on the movie poster right beside this text.

Margaret however keeps on having nightmares about some freaking tomb holding some slut named Queen Tera. Apparently it is her severed (the poster) hand that crawls through the deserts. So naturally Margaret gets possessed by the spirit of Tera, and then tries to find some stupid relics which is supposed to bring that bitch Tera back to life.

Sounds retarded, right? It is. Don't waste your time watching this crappy movie. Even if you have a perverted interest in egypology or whatever-it-is-called when you like mummies and stuff, don't bother with this one.

As you all can see I've decided to redesign my blog. I think this new template suits the blog much better than the previous one. Feel free to add comments and state your opinion (which you all SUCK at - how come no-one almost never leaves any comments at all?)

Make me happy and leave a comment. Please. I beg you.

Tomorrow it's midsummer. I'm going out to my aunts in Husby / Mogata to celebrate a traditional Swedish midsummer. Traditional Swedish midsummer has retarded rituals which makes you look like a fucktard. Therefore I will just go there for the beer and the food and the company. Hopefully we'll get nice weather at least.

Anyways, I'm tired as hell after the work week. It has been a good week at work, by the way. We've come a long way and it seems to go better and better every day. Let's just see what the weekend has in stor for me, except lots of beer tomorrow and the hangover of the century on saturday.

It's gonna rock.

What... The... FUCK is this for kind of crap? Really. This is one of the worst fucking crappy movies I've ever seen. Ever. It makes no sense at all, the actors suck, the camera work makes you nauseous and everything just sucks so hard you wish you've never watched it.

The story? A couple of guys running dirt bikes in some freaking desert where they stumble upon a dead mexican immigrant. Apparently there are some fucktards out there killing illegal immigrants for fun. Or something. So, guess what? Of course our three american dirt bike hero riders get hunted too. Could've been a great movie, but just ends up as a mess. At least there are some shooting, to mention something good about the movie.

Avoid this piece of elephant shit at all costs. Damn it, I can't believe I wasted like... one and a half hour of my life watching this sore excuse for a movie.

I found this picture when browsing around. Pretty cool.

Okay, so this movie had a lot of hype and naturally I gave into that and finally watched it. Kinda disappointed, but it was kinda good too.

I think you all know what the movie is about. Will Smith plays the role as Robert Neville, almost the only survivor in New York (accompanied by his trustful dog Sam) after a cure for cancer went amok and killed everyone ever tried that virus for cure.

So now there are a bunch of zombie-like creatures roaming the street looking for some fresh meat (a.k.a Robert) to feed upon. The movie centers around Roberts struggle for survival and his search to find other survivors (haven't we seen this before somewhere?) - and finally finding a cure for the zombie-disease

Anyway, I won't babble too much about the story. It's kinda straight-forward. The thing that struck me was that the movie itself is kinda boring. There are some fancy action scenes where Robert is hunted by these zombie creatures, but they're not as near as intense as the hunts in e.g. 28 days later or 28 weeks later.

In the end I enjoyed the movie, but I think they could've done it a hell of a lot more interesting. It was not a waste of time, but it was not as scary as I had thought. Since I was expecting a horror movie I got a bit disappointed on that part - but if you're watching this and expecting an action movie, you'll get plenty.

Note though that there are two endings to this movie. I don't want to spoil either of them for you, but if you're going to watch this movie make sure you see both of them. They're both worth watching.

Give it a shot, just don't expect to be scared.

I'm seriously thinking about writing in English instead of Swedish, since so many of my international friends have expressed that they are interested in reading what I am writing - but they understand jack shit since it is in Swedish. So from now on I'll give it a try and write as much as I can in English, although I'm sure I will deviate from this direction sometimes and jump back to writing in Swedish occiassionally.

Please feel free to comment what you think about this.

Vi börjar i en postapokalyptisk värld (redan nu gillar jag det!). Det som tog kål på mänskligheten var att soppan tog slut. Bokstavligen. Vi får följa ett gäng överlevare, som kallar sig själva Foragers. De planerar att bygga upp civilisationen igen från deras högkvarter på ett tomt sjukhus (klart det är tomt - typ hela mänskligheten har ju kolat vippen) i Philadelphia.

Naturligtvis är de inte de enda som har överlevt denna apokalyps. De tvingas gå ut i krig mot Rovers som är ett annat gäng överlevare (samt kannibaler). Vem vinner slutstriden? Titta på filmen så får du se. Hela filmen blir i princip en kamp för Foragers att överleva mot Rovers killing spree.

Lite smådetaljer som är roliga att notera angående filmen: Det är ballt att en snubbe i Foragers kallar sig för Viper - ännu coolare att det visar sig att han är typ den enda med lite cojones i detta gäng av pussies. Vinnie Jones spelar en av huvudrollerna också. Samt Michael Madsen. Självklart tillhör dessa två herrar gänget kannibaler. Rovers hade varit ett skitcoolt gäng om det inte för det faktum att de ser ut som några rock-reliker från 80-talet. Se bilden nedan.

Hursomhelst, det blir ett massa dödande, en jäkla massa blod och skrik och halvsmarta vändningar i filmen. Du vet, de vanliga ingredienserna. Det är inget som sticker ut extra mycket, men det är inget som är riktigt uselt genomfört heller. En medioker film, fast som höjer sitt underhållningsvärde i mina ögon tack vare all gore.

Det är egentligen bara en sak jag undrar. What The Fuck is the deal med krigsmålning på slutet? For fuck sake, sluta försöka se ut som Darth Maul och döda dina fiender istället. Fucktard. (Se bilden nedan).


Slutet var också det relativt tillfredsställande, om de bara hade skippat Vinne Jones skratt... det förstörde typ precis allting. Om ni ser filmen eller har sett den så förstår ni vad jag menar. Precis som med [Rec] så var allting toppen tills en enda pytteliten detalj i slutet ruinerade hela stämningen totalt. Bra jobbat, tack!

Anyways, helt klart sevärd film. Go for it!

[Rec]. En spansk skräckis som går i samma anda som Blair Witch Project (tack Joar för tipset!). Vi får följa en ung kvinnlig reporter (Manuela Velasco) och hennes kameraman när de ska göra ett inslag om livet på den lilla lokala brandstationen i staden de lever i. Under tiden de gör reportaget så tvingas brandmännen rycka ut för att rädda en äldre kvinna som har fastnat i sin lägenhet. Reportrarna följer med, och det är i huset de anländer till som huvuddelen av filmern utspelar sig. De möts av hemska skrik, och underliga saker börjar hända i huset. Till att börja med så har tydligen "socialstyrelsen beslutat att stänga byggnaden". Mitt under ett nödläge där brandmännen (och polis) hade ryckt ut? Yeah right, hitta på en bättre anledning till nästa film. Snälla. för det här var inte trovärdigt någonstans. Speciellt inte när de har en POLIS som håller på att förblöda mitt i allting. Det visar sig dock senare i filmen (och man kan gissa det i början också) att det är ett virus som började sitt liv på ett djur har spridit sig till människorna. Det gör dem aggressiva, blodtörstiga och får dem att återuppstå från döden eller nåt sånt.

Resident Evil ringde och ville ha tillbaka sin story.

Någonstans där började jag tappa hoppet. Men sedan kastas en kropp ned för trapphuset, SPLAFF rakt ned på marken (kroppen var en utav brandmännen). Det får mig att hoppa till, och själva grejen att det är filmat med reporterns (kameramannens) POV gör det hela mycket mer påtagligt.

Polisen som är med (och överlever det första anfallet) är en maktgalen skitstövel som man väldigt gärna sparkar skiten ur. Tyvärr är han den enda med pistol. Självklart har han svagast psyke av alla och flippar snabbast. En asslicking motherfucker (och skådespelaren gör en sjukt bra övertygande roll - annars hade man inte lyckats ogilla honom så pass mycket).

Huvudrollsinnehavaren, den kvinnliga reportern, är riktigt snygg (och samtidigt söt). Det är pluspoäng i min bok, för kvinnorna i filmerna bör alltid vara fina att vila ögonen på. Hennes mun går så inåthelvete dock, så man hade väl förblött ur öronen efter 10 minuters umgänge med henne om det hade varit på riktigt.

Nästan genom hela filmen så kände mig ganska kluven om jag gillade den eller inte. För att det... händer inte så mycket. Men när det väl händer... O.. M.. G! Vissa partier är riktigt tradiga, men det ordnar upp sig då och då vilket gör att man sitter på helspänn och känner sig riktigt obekväm. Det är inte ofta jag får den känslan längre när jag tittar på skräckisar (Japanska horrormovies samt Blair Witch Project är i princip de enda som har haft den effekten på mig). När det lilla barnet (Jennifer) visar sig vara infekterat och går amok (eller bara står blodig och kritvit i ansiktet med skitläskiga ögon) är det sjukt creepy.

Det är ingen dålig action heller när det väl händer något. Jag tycker till exempel lite synd om den infekterade tanten de stöter på i början. Först blir hon nedbrottad. Senare i filmen blir hon skjuten tre gånger. Därefter blir hon stämplad i ansiktet av en slägga. En episk scen är även den när de tittar ner i trapphuset och det de ser är en sjuhelvetes massa zombies. Den scenen glömmer man inte i första taget.

Som vanligt har vi dock ett par logiska och/eller rationella missar. Till exempel; varför fortsätter Pablo (kameramannen) filma när han egentligen borde hjälpa till att kämpa för deras (inklusive sitt eget) liv ?

När ni ser den sista infekterade personen, som våra två huvudpersoner slåss mot - så kommer ni ställa er samma fråga som jag: Varför i helvete kickade de inte bara den där fucktardens ass? Han var ju spinkigare än en svältande ryss i Sibirien! Hur svårt kan det vara, egentligen? Se bilden nedan.


Ljudmixen i filmen är även den värd all beröm. Som tidigare nämnt angående den lilla flickan Jennifer - hennes skrik gav mig gåshud. Dock, WHAT THE FUCK is the deal med att lägga nån rockig låtjävel i creditsrollen? Ett typiskt, evil slut, och sedan rock and roll musik i creditsen? What the fuck, det tog bort stämningen helt.

Så, mitt tips: Se filmen, men stäng av precis innan eftertexterna börjar rulla. (Och förlåt för en rörig recension).