Bloody Mallory. Like...a french version of BloodRayne or Buffy. The movie stars two leatherwearing bitches and a little telepathetic (haha) girl, which together with some kind of inspector hunts evil motherfuckers. The Pope himself gets kidnapped and it will be up to this team of 'superheros' to rescue him. Alongside a lot of humour there are even some rightful criticism of the catholic church. This is some funny shit!

I can just say that if you were one of the evil ghouls they are hunting, you'd surely start to laugh when they show up. I did, when they arrived at the first crime scene. Imagine this yourself: They are all wearing fucked up clothing in all kinds of colours, and haircuts which are not from this planet. It's ridiculous, and funny. There are this crazy stuff in the movie too. Like platform shoes which contains four automatic guns, or a crucifix which sprays holy water and makes the heads of the vampires explode (cool scene by the way!)

Another negative point to this movie is that they speak french. French people suck, and their language suck even more. I must admit though that they do know how to make humorous horror flicks. Like this one. Kudos so the french for this not-so-scary but oh-so-funny b-movie. They even added some Anime-running special effects in the fights! How can you not love that?

It is nice to see that the "good" side (i.e. - God's side) for once has some kickass fighters on its side and not a bunch of whining pacifists. This reminds me a lot of Spawn. You know, Todd McFarlane's comic book. That is one series where Gods angels really kick some satanic butt.


This is really a good, funny mobie. Don't expect it to be gory or scary though. It should be classified as a comedy. With a fucked up language. To illustrate how bizarre it really is, please enjoy the following pictures taken from the movie. And then go rent Bloody Mallory.

"I'm evil and a bitch. Please do me 'cause I'm french and promiscuous".